2007-03-01

Kronika message



This night when I came home my mailbox (not email, real mailbox) was almost exploding. When I checked it out the following items fell out:

  • 9 Kronika newspapers, the latest one is dated February the 13th (today it's March the 1st), two of them are identical, and one is in a poor condition
  • 3 identical HETI Kronika issues
  • 1 "Betuzo something...". I don't even know what this is for. Does not look interesting.


My question is the following:
Which one of the following two messages does Kronika want me to get:

  • We are sorry for not delivering a single copy in two months, although we were supposed to, so please accept these old leftover newspapers
  • Here are some stupid random picked newspapers with identical attachements you stupid f**k, we sure hope you choke on them and die.

3 comments:

Ionut Trestian said...

Who reads kronika anywayz? :P

Döme said...

Those bitches sent you only the main articles of the last two months.

This way they kept you from the agony of reading a bunch of useless stuff and trying to figure out what is important and what isn't.

And of course they sent you a few copies of the most interesting ones to be sure that you get , which issues were very important and you should read them as many times as they sent it to you.

So, you should thank them, they care about their customers...

Anonymous said...

Teh...
Hat ez van, legalabb hoztak egy kis budiravalot :D