Quote from a comic

"Whoa whoa. I'm not running away. Sometimes I just like to carry stuff on a stick over my shoulder."

Left handed toons

Quote of the day

"I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman."

Homer Simpson

PS: "I hope I didn’t brain my damage." Homer Simpson

Last quote of the year

"Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high." - Adrienne E. Gusoff Gusoff

Diet tip of da day

"Take the food you like, whether it's the choclit or the biscuit or the cake (OH MAN, I LOVE THE CAKE!) or the thing, cut it in half and it's just half the calories. Yes? Because it's only half of calories you can have twice as much."

Little Britain (Series 1, Ep. 1)

Computer programming quotes

"It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would
ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter."(Nathaniel S Borenstein)

"Computer programming is tremendous fun. Like music, it is a skill that derives from an unknown blend of innate talent and constant practice. Like drawing, it can be shaped to a variety of ends – commercial, artistic, and pure entertainment. Programmers have a well-deserved reputation for working long hours but are rarely credited with being driven by creative fevers. Programmers talk about software development on weekends, vacations, and over meals not because they lack imagination, but because their imagination reveals worlds that others cannot see."(Larry O'Brien and Bruce Eckel in Thinking in C#)

"If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL."

"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))" (Shakespeare)

"I will not be a lemming and follow the crowd over the cliff and into the C." (John (Jack) Beidler)

"The C Programming Language — A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language."

"C(++) is a write-only, high-level assembler language." (Stefan Van Baelen)

Hehe

Simpson's Moe's character in an online multi player game:

"...He once beat me to death with my own life bar."

George Carlin Quote

"I don't like porno movies. They piss me off. First they show a great looking naked woman who starts to play with herself. And while I'm watching, she sorta' becomes my girlfriend. And then suddenly in walks a guy with a big dick and he starts fucking my girlfriend. Pisses me off!"

George Carlin (Napalm and silly putty)